04/09/2011 = 27th Birthday. A recap on my life so far!

Am I too early to be thinking of things I should have done in my youth. Am I meant to be above 50 when I think the whole "Maybe I should have done...." Well tough luck I'm having one of those moments right now?

What have I done with my life so far? (I apologise for any spelling errors as I am on a typing spree.)


Well so far I believe I have lived my life to the full.

I am a single father to my beautiful nine year old daughter, Amelia. I have got a great bunch of friends from all walks of life; some gothic, some nymphomaniacs, some street-wise, some alcoholics, some thrill seekers, some mentally-challenged as well as some that can not be justified by a term other than 'mad'. I've learnt how to play the keyboard, the organ, the bass guitar, the guitar, the drums and the triangle.

Then I've also had lots of life's little negative experiences. I've had my fall-outs with parents. I've slept rough on the streets of the city for a few months. I have tried many 'illegal substances' such as E, Cannabis, Cocaine, LSD and others which scarily were some of the best days of my life even though I would never go down that path again. With the exception of about 4-5 joints I have been T-Total since 2007. I have been in court to gain full residency of my daughter. I have shoplifted and been caught. I have been threatened with a knife and all sorts!

Yet, I'm a happy soul who's known for keeping things to myself with a smile on my face, and it is not a mask either.

So should the day come that I manage to become rich and famous through my music, as I'd love to be part of a band, I shall let the tabloids have a field day of my past as I am sometimes too honest for my own good. But what other way is there to be if you want support from potential fans?

All has been said.....for now!

Creation Of The Universe - My Guess

The universe. Was it made by a deity? Was there a big bang? Is it a cell of a huge mega-structure? I suppose we will not know for a long long time (if ever at all).

I offer you my take on the creation of the universe...

I believe that at first there was nothing BUT WAIT! I also believe that true nothing is not the same as the English word depicts the word 'nothing' to be. I believe that complete nothingness is a mass of energies and that there is no such thing as taking the energies away (like you cant examine a vacuum for sound even though sound exists there mutedly).

The more of these 'energies' you have compressed together form tight gatherings of matter (talking one billionth the size of an atom here)....the more you get the more it's mass becomes. Then before you know it these energies (with their zillions of types) form atoms, cells, elements etc...

I'm using water talk to explain this energy idea. Now what happens if you condense millions of tonnes of energy that has become steam-like? You get dew. Million tonnes of dew you get a liquid.....millions of tonnes of liquid condensed = solids. See where this is going?

Well that's my idea of the creation of the universe. The tough cookie part is answering questions like "where did the energies come from". That's like me saying "What is love made of?" We don't need to delve deeper for info or start naming everything (like the types of the billions of energies). But we need to wait until technology can sense and diagnose energy. But I don't see it happening in this millennium...maybe we should go back to the origins of ancient history. It seems that they were more in touch with what I call 'energies' than what we are now.

What bakes my noodles are questions like "Can energies breed?" "Do they feed?" The latter question could explain black holes in space?

I'll leave you with that!

Eargasm

Just been and had a musical session with my friends and we came up with a soft-rock-club beat of a song. It was great! With two acoustic guitars, one keyboard and a laptop with FruityLoops I don't think we done too bad.

The Funny Prayer

he past few days have seen riots and looting for some reason or another in England. This was an adaptation of "The Lords Prayer" made in to a parody that I read on Facebook. It made me chuckle.

If you are easily offended by anything that could be labeled as some-what 'blasphemy' then please do not read on

Our father, who art in prison
Only mum knows his name
Thy riots come
Read it in the Sun
In Birmingham, as it is in London
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our looting
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us
Lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the spliff
The blackberry and the lager
Forever and ever
Innit

 I hope you had a giggle from this too

Twitter Titan Test

I have broadcasted for a retweet on Twitter hoping that my new, lovely, shiny blog may gain some interest and/or views. We shall see how good Twitter really is for exposure. But besides being a public awareness agenda I hope to gain the attention of people that they actually enjoy following me on here too.

To those of you who came via Twitter, a big HELLO to you all!!!

Naughty WLM...Hello Yahoo Messenger

Windows Live Messenger has been a very naughty so-so. It has been telling me fibs and saying that my friends were offline when they were all on! So I have crossed the line and gone to good old Yahoo Messenger, and OMG it has changed so much as I have hardly used it in years. I've linked it to my Twitter and my Facebook and am looking forward to being rekindled by Yahoo Messenger

Bored Much

Here I am sat at my laptop thinking "What should I blog about that is interesting?" And the answer I came up with was a big fat nothing! So I'll give you a live update of life at the moment...

My grandma (bless her cotton socks) has been in for a hip operation and has been kept in for the five whole days. She can't wait to get back and we are all looking forward to her return. She is up and about with her crutches but must wait for the doctor to come in and give her the all clear tomorrow. What other way is there to enjoy the grandkids during their summer holidays? Speaking of which - the kids are off school and only when it is the summer holidays do they realise how fun being at school actually is...I've been to the park, been on walks, visited the forest and still Amelia says "Daddy, I'm bored!" It's a no win situation.

I've also had a mental block on songwriting and think that I need some form of inspiration, so feel free to comment this on how to gain inspiration for songs.

Enough for now.

Feastly Breakfast

This morning we (me, my daughter and my sister) went out for breakfast at our local pub. Now me being me asked for the HUGE breakfast and was served accordingly. I was expecting little sausages and little bits of bacon. Bot no no no....I was given sausages the size of a human arm, bacon the width of a pig's back, eggs from hardcore chickens and much, much more (toast, beans, tomatoes etc...)

And of course a good old cup of coffee! Energy for the day much?

That Friday Feeling

It's been a strange old Friday today with not much happening besides dark clouds looming overhead. It sounds like something from a stereotypical horror but it is true. Everyone in my family is feeling 'chilled' and too relaxed. My mum has taken to an afternoon nap, my daughter's watching TV in my bedroom and I'm sat on Facebook and Blogger.

Well, a good cup of coffee might shift the mood a little but I honestly think a good sleep should do the trick. Sod's Law says that if I rest then the rest of the family will become re-energised and will keep me from resting.

So coffee it is!

Pump UpThe Jam

Today I am going back to the gym as it has had a week's refurbishment. I'm kind of excited and curious to see what they have done. I am also one sleepy son of a b**** as the 'air conditioner noise' video from last night knocked me out. I have gone from being 21stone 3lb to 18st 10lb but I haven't half felt the workout. What is it they say...no pain no gain.